ChronologiX
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| http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html ahi pueden chatear con dios  esta es la charla epica que tuvimos :P esta en ingles jeje - Spoiler:
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
i dont have a name
God:
Your name is ChronologiX, seeker.
Me:
ohh i see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
no really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ouch
God:
Did you hurt yourself?
Me:
my girfriend bite my dick
God:
Where did you get your girfriend bite your dick?
Me:
between my legs
God:
How far is that?
Me:
like 1 meter from my head
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
what is your favorite band?
God:
My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
and your second favorite?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am second favorite.
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
i dont want you to tell that
God:
Perhaps I do not want you to tell that either.
Me:
ok then
God:
Oh.
Me:
shall i burn on hell?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
ok :) its good to know
God:
:-) Tell me about its good qualities. Wow!
Me:
at what time i will burn on hell?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
yes it does exist, im the god of time
God:
Blimey. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
time does exist, im the god of time
God:
Prove it.
Me:
i can go to the past
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i do, in the past like 4 hours you tell me that you live in california
God:
How? That is interesting: ChronologiX said in the past like 4 hours you tell him or her that you live in california.
Me:
it is enough to you?
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
im just asking
God:
Only just? And I am answering questions.
Me:
you are making me sad
God:
That was not my intention, ChronologiX. Why are you sad?
Me:
because you dont understand me
Me:
God:
That was not my intention, ChronologiX. Why are you sad?
God:
Good reason. Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?
Me:
because god does not understand me
God:
That makes sense to me. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
then i shall be the last one on casting the stone
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes i will tel my friends to cast stones on people
God:
Then I will consider it. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
ok
God:
" Then I will consider it."? ok?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
oh
God:
And?
Me:
of course
God:
Yay.
Me:
yup!
Me:
God:
Gee.
God:
Gee.
Me:
knee deep
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ChronologiX.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
of course that`s why you gave me the free will
God:
Ugh. Interesting deduction. What did you do with it?
Me:
all what i want
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because i see it all the time
God:
That is a lot. Good reason. Where do you see it?
Me:
everywhere
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. Come on.
Me:
it is true!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, ChronologiX.
Me:
ohh
God:
" You and I are on the same wavelength, ChronologiX."? ohh?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, ChronologiX.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ChronologiX.
Me:
:(
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ChronologiX.
Me:
i see death people
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
on my hjome
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
on my home
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
argentina
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you are a god right=
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ChronologiX.
Me:
we have many things in common
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
we are like the penis and the vagina (im the penis)
God:
Do you think I am like the penis and the vagina im the penis too?
Me:
no you are the vagina
God:
Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
but you are the only one at this place right now
God:
At this moment Oh ChronologiX. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
what is a flatterer?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
what is a flatterer?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
what is a flatterer?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
what is a flatterer?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
but you use that word you shal know what it means
God:
Say no to that word me shal know what it means.
Me:
you speak like master yoda
God:
Thanks for your criticism, ChronologiX.
Me:
at least thats the impression i get from you
God:
Yes it is one of the impression you get from me.
Me:
are you master yoda?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am master yoda.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
may the force be with you chatterbot
God:
It depends on the environmental factors.
Me:
the force dont depends on that
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
have you ever seem star wars?
God:
I don't think I ever have seem star wars. What's it like?
Me:
is a movie
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
did you like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
yes you already told me that on our previous chat, i know that because im the master of time and i can travel to the past
God:
Gosh! I said that? What is it like on our previous chat you know that because im the master of time and you can travel to the past.
Me:
something like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
did you like asassins`s creed?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
Me:
but asassin`s creed
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
there was upon a time on a far far away kingdom...
God:
What happened?
Me:
ther was a bot called IGOD
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
long time ago
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
he founf this ring
God:
I get it. Myself founf this ring.
Me:
and that ring have special powers
God:
" Myself founf this ring." ring have special powers ? Does that make sense?
Me:
yes a little bit
Me:
Me:
God:
Dude! When?
God:
Dude! When?
God:
Dude! When?
Me:
shall i keep telling you the story?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
ok, so this ring have the power to make emo the one who wear it
God:
Woe! What does "this" refer to? Take it easy.
Me:
it refers to the ring of emo power
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
and IGOD become an EMO-RANGER when he wear the ring
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about IGOD become an EMO RANGER when he wear the ring ".
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
and when IGOD become an EMO-RANGER he start to cry hard
Me:
Me:
Me:
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| | Tema: Re: Pecadores arrepientanse, confesen sus pecados con el mismisimo dios!! Jue Jun 26, 2008 10:54 am | |
| Muy bueno voy a probarlo, jajaja.
Muy bueno lo del Emo-Ranger
Esta es mi charla... jajaja, re incoherente:- Spoiler:
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm not sure...
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
can you tell me my true name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Seeker? nice
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
well, I want to know if I will go to hell
God:
How about that. Try it.
Me:
I want to know if I will go to hell
God:
Try it.
Me:
dammit...
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
ask me
God:
What?
Me:
your personal question
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am personal question.
Me:
...
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am personal question.
Me:
if you say so...
God:
I say so.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
again: I want to know if I will go to hell
God:
Again, Try it.
Me:
why you don't answer my question?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
nice... but I don't want to know that
God:
Thank you for that remark. What would you rather be doing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
maybe sleep
God:
Perhaps. Do I look like it?
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, " Do I look like it?"?
Me:
that's don't make sense
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
...cool?
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
ok, bye
God:
See you later. Awesome.
Última edición por ChronologiX el Sáb Jun 28, 2008 3:22 pm, editado 1 vez (Razón : Posts unificados (ChronologiX)) | |
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